life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel
holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better
I thought I was the only one
when someone tickles ur neck
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
WHAT. The FUCK
do sam and dean have suitcases? when they end up in the hospital how do they handle insurance? if the impala’s vehicle registration sticker expired in like 2005, how have they never gotten pulled over? aren’t the authorities puzzled when the two detectives they just worked with are never seen or heard from again? so many questions
Tom Baker and Lalla Ward. Always the best.
are you ready to get
Once upon a time mr colin baker was hiking through the dangerous mountains of New Zealand. suddenly, a large bag fell onto colin baker and inside the large bag was none other than “steven moffat” screamed colin baker. “omg it’s seven moffat. you didnt even let me be in the anniversary special you massive dickbag.” said colin baker angrily. “dats cuz u r a shit dr who and u arnt even as cool and sexy as davie T or my matty S.” said the egotastic idiot. moffat then took another bag out of his pocket and from within the bag emerged…NUVIAN FAN GIRLS!!! “davie T is the best” said all of the fan girls. colin baker was angry. “wtf no i’m the best you little shits” the mighty colin baker swelled in rage. steven moffat slapped him and said “i will fucking bash ur brains in m8. timelash wasnt even that good.” colin baker looked at him silently for a few minutes then shouted
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK?????//" and he took of his infamous crocs and hurled them into steven muppets mouth. "wtf m8 why did u even do that" said steven moffat. colin baker kicked him in the face with his large musculer foot. then the fan girls all said "OMG U KILLED HIM HE IS DA BEST WRITER AND BETTER THAN U R U OLD WHORE THE PONDS R SO CUTE THEY R MY BAAAAAAAAEEESSSS" then, colin had an idea to destroy them. with a raise of his sexy eyebrows, he tore off his shirt and span around and around and around until he was nothing but a whirl of awesomeness. eventually he stopped spinning and to the fan girls dismay he had become 70’S PORNO COLIN. his mustache was so hot that the fangirls sarted drooling at his raw luxorious sexual presence. "haha i have you now"
then colin and steven moffat had an epic stand off. “UR SO SHIT COLIN “ “YOU CANT EVEN WRITE A DECENT FEMALE CHARACTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT.” said colin to steven. colin had another idea and from his pocket, he produed…PUDDING TEH GAOT. he swung the mighty PUDDING TEH GAOT and smashed him against steven moffat. steven moffat then fell from the mountain to his death.
suddenly the ground started shaking and the heavens opened. the master of life, JNT decended from the skies. he had five naked adric cherubs circuling him and was wearing a really fashionable hawaiian shirt. “I BRING U A GIFT” said the mighty JNT. “IT IZ A BROWN PACKAGE CONTAINING A BROWN ITEM” said the mighty JNT to colin baker. he opened the parcel and from inside came…SYLVESTER theCOY IN HIS TV MOVIE OUTFIT OMG. “SUP, BABEZ” said sylvester theCoy. Then the mighty JNT said “COME ON GUYS LETS ALL HAVE THE MOST EPICIST SWIMMING POOL PARTY IN THE WORLD AND NICOLA BRYANT AND ANTHONY AINLEY WILL BE THERE OMG” said the mighty JNT. “K” said colin and sylvester theCoy. and it was really epic and colin baker got some really cool new crocs which were really cool and green. and PUDDING TEH GAOT went to the party and got wet and everyone laughed the end.
|—||The Sexy Holiday Time of the Dr Whos, by Ronan Goron (via gwylock1)|
The full version of the bizarre theme arrangement used by mistake on two Australian cuts of episodes.
It was intended to replace the original Derbyshire Revised version as well until Barry Letts decided against it.
Indeed! They wanted to make the theme new and fresh for the 10th anniversary, but the Radiophonic crew had a bit too much fun with their new synthsizer :P